Hello there. How are you? My name is Cristian, I'm 22 years old and somewhat of an introvert. I am into reading a lot, and want to direct my own movie, but I suck so...there's that. One time, in eighth grade, an ice cream truck man laughed at me for no reason.
so 🤔 I hear 👂you’ve made an enormous faux pas 🙊 and everyone’s laughing 😂 up their sleeves about your date 👩❤️💋👨 what? 🤨 why? why 🤭? because she’s 👩 brought a ludicrously capacious 👜 bag what’s even in ⬇️ there, huh?flat shoes 👟 for the subway 🚇 ? her lunch 🥗 pail 🧰 ? I mean Greg 🤵🏻 it’s monstrous 😈 It’s gargantuan 🌎 you could take it camping 🏕️ you could slide ➡️ it across the floor 💸 after a bank job 🏦
In 2010 I prayed to live in a time when Taio Cruz’s Dynamite was no longer playing on the radio, and now in 2022 I’d fall to my knees in tears if I had the chance to go back
